thedailyetymology:

Worry originated from the Old English word wyrgan, “to strangle.” Though there is some poetry in this, it isn’t from the idea that your worries metaphorically strangle you. By the time Middle English rolled around, it came to refer to the way dogs can kill, by biting their prey’s throats and shaking. Then it became weaker and weaker, meaning “harass,” and now just “bother.” But it started out deadly.

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disobedient-nightmare:

thecatcherintheryebread:

This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present! 

There are minors present

disobedient-nightmare:

thecatcherintheryebread:

This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present! 

There are minors present
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Tags: music teaching

Teaching Adventure Time

Hi guys,

I have been given permission to use Adventure Time as a film study with my Yr 10 English class. I’m using it with those students who have low-level literacy skills overall, and those who have little interest in English as a topic.

This means

a) by the end of the term I should have an Adventure Time unit to share with you all (like the Dr. Horrible Unit)

b) I have to sit down and watch all the episodes to decide what to use. Which, as awesome as that sounds, I don’t have a lot of time to do :(

So I’d love to have some suggestions on episodes/ideas from you all! Come on, help an awesome teacher in need

funismajin:

antiale:

4 all u kids who wanna study some figure drawing/anatomy

All the downloads are free they only take a little bit time to download because these are big files!

YES

“The Average Fourth Grader Is A Better Poet Than You, (And Me Too),” Hannah Gamble

commovente:

While in graduate school at the University of Houston, I supplemented my income by working as a writer in residence for Writers in the Schools (WITS). I was with WITS for three years, during which I visited third, fourth, and fifth grade classrooms, and worked with groups of students visiting the Menil museum of art, the Houston Historical Society, and the Houston Arboretum.

When first hired by WITS, I expected that working to explain some of my favorite poems to fourth graders would result in me becoming a better teacher of poetry. What I wasn’t expecting was that (thanks to having my brain blown apart on a weekly basis as I browsed my students’ folders of barely legible poems) I would become a better poet.

Here are some lines written by students in grades 3rd-6th:

“The life of my heart is crimson.”

[Writing about a family member’s recent death:]


“My brother went down/ to the river
and put dirt on.”

 

“Peace be a song,
silver pool of sadness”

“Away went a dull winter wind
that rocked harshly, and bent you said,
‘Father, father’.”

 

[Writing about a terminal illness:]

“I am feeling burdened
and I taste milk……
I mumble, ‘Please,
please run away.’
But it lives where I live.”

“The owls of midnight hoot like me
shutting the door to nothing.”

[Writing about life as a movie:]

“The choir enters, and the director screams
‘Sing with more terror!!!’”

 
“I have provisions. Binary muffins.
It’s an in/out/in/out kind of universe.
We cannot help you,
this is a universe factory.
A sound of rolling symbols.
Disappearing rocks, screams of lizards.
Sanity must prevail. Save vs. Do Not.”

“I, the star god,
take bones from the
underworlds of past times
to create mankind.”

These young writers are addressing subjects that still obsess poets fifty years older: sadness, death, love, responsibility, aging, family, loneliness, and refuge…and they are addressing these subjects in language that is new, and thus has the power to emotionally effect a well-seasoned (/jaded) reader. The average fourth grader is able to do this because she hasn’t been alive long enough to know how to do it (and by “it” I mean talk about the world) any other way.

Story time: When I was a child I believed that one day I might be allowed to cross into an alternate dimension by walking through a quilt hanging on my living room wall. As I got older I stopped believing that this was a possibility—not because I grew to believe that the universe was not an extremely strange place where incomprehensible things could happen on a daily basis, but because I passed year after year after year not being able to enter the spirit realm through a wallhanging.

Anecdote that I hope you’ll find relevant: When Jean Piaget began studying the intellectual processes of children, he was not doing so because he had any special interest in children. Piaget was interested, rather, in the intellectual processes of (adult) humans and was seeking a control group. [His first thought was that the best control group would be comprised of martians but, as he did not have access to martians, he decided to use children since children possessed what is farthest from human consciousness.]

So let’s look at what happens to our young writers as they age [I took these lines from poems written by middle-school/ high school students (Italics, mine)]:

 Snacking on this and that
my friends and I keep the party going
even when it is over”
 

“Whispers of a
secret crush being unraveled”

“I’m trapped in this hole that
I can’t break through”

“Barack Obama in the White House.
I can feel the inspiration
Can you feel it?”

“Now I feel secure with my head held high.

Sad times. By middle school/high school, the average student has learned how normal people talk. The resulting language is underwhelming and predictable—the safe regurgitations of a thoroughly socialized consciousness.

While the average older student’s poems are heavy with allegiance to a limited view of reality, the average younger writer’s vision of the world is nimble and surprising—bazaar, yet true.

Last year I spent every Saturday tutoring an extremely undersocialized kid in vocab. When I taught her the word blandishments (“to flatter, coax, sweet-talk, appeal to”) she wrote this sentence: “The blandishments of the sugar flowers made the cake so much more inviting.”

The sentence is interesting because the student understood that a blandishment is something that attracts favorable attention without fully realizing that people almost always use the word to refer to a human action.

The poet’s job is to forget how people do it.

(source)

teamteachers:

ambedu:

ndrummond:

This is such a simple idea I found online, but it is helping me SO MUCH with keeping organized this school year! I’m constantly making lists of what to do, this helps me.
Papers have been piling up on my desk at school, I need to reorganize that this week.
I may create another one of things to do at home….. Because it is SO HELPFUL.

This is smart and doesn’t waste tons of paper!

Reposting this.  Because it is just that good.

teamteachers:

ambedu:

ndrummond:

This is such a simple idea I found online, but it is helping me SO MUCH with keeping organized this school year! I’m constantly making lists of what to do, this helps me.

Papers have been piling up on my desk at school, I need to reorganize that this week.

I may create another one of things to do at home….. Because it is SO HELPFUL.

This is smart and doesn’t waste tons of paper!

Reposting this.  Because it is just that good.

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mynameischynna:

whoanursing:

What do you want to know about autism?

April is Autism Awareness Month and April 2nd is International Autism Awareness Day. So, in honor of that, educate yourself by watching the adorable 7 year-old Jason teach you about autism.

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englishteachingtoolbox:

Useful and could be adapted to other examples #like
classroomcollective:

Ways to Analyse an Image

englishteachingtoolbox:

Useful and could be adapted to other examples #like

classroomcollective:

Ways to Analyse an Image

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Tags: teaching tips
moleculess:

absentiae:


couragemadnessfriendshiplove:


world-shaker:


Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 
Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 
Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 


Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL


yOU GUYS CHECK THIS OUT IT IS AMAZING WEUIHOWUEHG



i typed in “my homie charles dickens” and him and emily dickinson kept changing it, switching it back and forth between dickens and dickinson until he typed in oliver twist and i guess that settled it?

moleculess:

absentiae:

couragemadnessfriendshiplove:

world-shaker:

Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe? 

Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity. 

Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens. 

Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL

yOU GUYS CHECK THIS OUT IT IS AMAZING WEUIHOWUEHG

i typed in “my homie charles dickens” and him and emily dickinson kept changing it, switching it back and forth between dickens and dickinson until he typed in oliver twist and i guess that settled it?

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tawdryface:

guacamolexp:

And what if students actually think this way? Why the hell am I spending 4 hours of my life each week - 2 hours being lectured (and not very useful ones at that) on how to teach students and 2 hours being in a middle school classroom - on something students won’t use ever? Why does anyone ever want to be a teacher then? I don’t have the time to invest in learning more math, so here I am finding another way to continue to do something “math-related,” to see math in a different perspective, but what if that results in nothing but useless bull. No, I refuse to believe that math is nothing more than numbers. 

Thank you. This is how I feel every week in that class.
Trying to make math fun is the worst thing you can do. It’s like those adults who act like they’re little kids when they’re around children. They think that’s what will make them likable, but it’s just patronizing and condescending. Edward Eager said it best: Grownups are grownups and children are children, but there’s no reason the two can’t mix with each other. It’s the same thing with math — acknowledge it’s not fun, but that doesn’t mean it can’t be easy to learn.
But no, instead I waste 4 hours every week listening to how “it’s all about the students and the students should guide the classroom” — NO. The teacher should guide the classroom, but that doesn’t mean the teacher can’t listen to the students. Actually, the 2 hours where I’m actually teaching aren’t so bad, although they’d be better if my teaching partner didn’t bail on me every freaking time.
I wrote them a very scathing review this week, don’t worry. Wait for them to talk about it next Tuesday.

tawdryface:

guacamolexp:

And what if students actually think this way? Why the hell am I spending 4 hours of my life each week - 2 hours being lectured (and not very useful ones at that) on how to teach students and 2 hours being in a middle school classroom - on something students won’t use ever? Why does anyone ever want to be a teacher then? I don’t have the time to invest in learning more math, so here I am finding another way to continue to do something “math-related,” to see math in a different perspective, but what if that results in nothing but useless bull. No, I refuse to believe that math is nothing more than numbers. 

Thank you. This is how I feel every week in that class.

Trying to make math fun is the worst thing you can do. It’s like those adults who act like they’re little kids when they’re around children. They think that’s what will make them likable, but it’s just patronizing and condescending. Edward Eager said it best: Grownups are grownups and children are children, but there’s no reason the two can’t mix with each other. It’s the same thing with math — acknowledge it’s not fun, but that doesn’t mean it can’t be easy to learn.

But no, instead I waste 4 hours every week listening to how “it’s all about the students and the students should guide the classroom” — NO. The teacher should guide the classroom, but that doesn’t mean the teacher can’t listen to the students. Actually, the 2 hours where I’m actually teaching aren’t so bad, although they’d be better if my teaching partner didn’t bail on me every freaking time.

I wrote them a very scathing review this week, don’t worry. Wait for them to talk about it next Tuesday.

  • Tumblr user: *writes 10 paragraphs analysing 3 seconds of eye contact between 2 fictional characters*
  • Tumblr user: can't summon enough fucks to write a 1 page essay for school
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yo teachin’ peeps

going to be starting a unit on poetry analysis/understanding metaphor unit with my English 10s on Monday. 

Need some kick arse song & lyric suggestions to use (besides Calirfornication by the Red Hot Chilli Peppers)?